Thirty Grand
“Ummmmm, well the law
says you can claim it, if nobody else does within seven days. Yes, if nobody claims it in seven days, we can keep
it.”
“Weee!” Donya Lucy
exclaimed.”
“Yea, what do you
mean we?” The girl added.
“Well you need a
lawyer to file the claim, and I happen to be one.”
“So what do you
suggest we do?”
There was a
Bickford’s restaurant near by, a huge national restaurant chain that no longer exists, it went the way of dodo.
“Why don’t we have a
cup of coffee over there,” he said as he pointed to the Bickford’s, “and we can
talk about it, you know make a smart decision.”
The ladies looked at
one another,
“Why not it can’t
hurt?” Donya Lucy smiled.
“Okay then, my name
is Luis Estafa,” he said as he handed each one his card,
“and you are?”
“Lucy,” she smiled.
“Lisa, Lisa Slicker!”
“Okay ladies now we
know each other, so we aren’t really strangers anymore.”
“I guess so,” Lisa
agreed.
So the three of them
went in, and as the ladies sat down, Estafa asked
“How do you like your
coffee?”
“Regularrrr!” Ms.
Lucy answerd.
“Would you like a
piece of pie with it…don’t worry it’s on me.”
“Hokay a liddle apple
would be nice.”
“How about you?”
“No just a cream
soda.”
“How about pie?”
“Well if you’re
buying, why not?”
“Okay then, its
regular coffee, two pies, and a cream soda coming up.”
The ladies nodded in
agreement, and as he left, they slyly counted the money in the bag.
“Oh my goodness…it’s
almost thirty thousand,” Lisa girl blushed.
Of course by that
time, Estafa was back with their snacks, and as he handed each one their order,
“So what do we have
here?”
“It’s thirty
thousand.” Ms. Lucy whispered.
“Conyo!”
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