Day CXXlll

Loser


     For me the biggie was when I met a special someone, who was really hot, smiled, and said:

      “Smoke!”

     as she lit up. Man when that happens, if your will is weak, you surrender meekly, like the French…and light up faster than a sparkler on the 4th of July. No doubt!

     “Loser!”

     No disrespect, but like I said, I quit many, many times. I went through all of this.

     “Been there don done that!” as they say.

     Whenever I met someone, especially a hot babe; man, were those ever my weakest moments. A smoke is the easiest way to break the ice, to start a chat, a conversation. So if you want to quit, you need to learn to say:

     “No thanks!” and mean it.

     Remember Nancy Reagan- 

     “Just say No!”

     It applies here too. It’s why you need to understand the above, because often those moments come, one right after the other…like Niagara falls- a torrent of temptations. If you want to quit, and she smokes, you need to move on. There are billions of women out there, 3 billion plus as a matter of fact, many of them don’t smoke, and they’re just as hot. Same goes for the other half of the equation, ladies. The chemistry can be duplicated elsewhere. Be sure you know what you want, and go get it! Don’t let the temps get in the way.

     In every movie back in the day, there was that hot, bedroom number, then the scene would switch to a water fall. Afterwards, the stars were sharing a smoke. I don’t know if it’s because of that, but everybody seemed to lite up after sex, and comedians have had a ton of material for their jokes because of it.