Day CCCI

Da Wicked Witch

     After all he’s a hoid woiking man, he owns a successful business, and his family has all they could eva wants. So ona goigeous day, like so many odas, he comftably rode da train ta Sout Ferry. Then he gots ona ferry, not knowning det da nosy, sly, old hoe wuz tailing him. Fo some reason pop neva gots a driver’s license, he was not inasted. He once sed ta me: “Ya don’t need one hea kid, da subway will take ya anywa ya wants.” He just felt living ina citiee, ya jest really din’t need no cah. So he used da subway to git wa eva he needed ta go. Da old witch wore an old trench coat, dahk glasses, and a doity old hat. Pop neva recognized her. Da weasel even had da noive ta approaches him, and ask im fo a lite. Can ya dig dem noives, man? She wents like,  

     “Ya gotta light,” as she put her butt up ta haw lips.

     She don tol it ta moms just like dat, an she wuz so proud a hawsef as she tol us, ya na. So afta dat, she gots closah, and from just a few feet away, she kept haw eye on him. Since she wasn’t recognized, da weasel felt emboldened ta follows him up close. Fom da ferry she walked beside im tada bus stop, got ona bus widim, and then she even sat right behind him ona freaking bus, man. When he gots off da bus, da unconsoined old guy schlepped a few blocks ta a projeck, not knowing da trouble wat was brewing behind im.