Day CCCIX

E I E I Oh Dimension

     We squatted on the grass, and I told her what happened to me after they came back from the Twilight Zone. But, I didn’t say anything about my helping George clean up their mess. I also told them all about the next three days, including running into Morgy.

     “Wow dude det’s some tale, man.” Her pal muttered.

     “True shit dude, no lie, I thought I was in hell, man.”

     “Well we dint has ya experience, man, but we all bin through some hellish trips too, man.”

     “Yea man, I noo a dude who woke up wit a fag packing his fudge, man,”

     “Euuuuuuu!

     “Oh sheeeet!

     “I’d kill da mofo, man no shit I’d kill im!’

     “Yea but ya’d lost cherry ahready, man…he hee heee!”

     “Det ain’t funny man, det dude knocked da mofo off his ass, and killed im, man. Then he called his boy, and cried like a baby ova it cuz he noo he wuz going ta jail fo killing da mofo. He felt he losted his manhood ya na, so he went up ona woof and jumped ina da oda side, man.”

    “Wow!”

    “Damnnnnn an am agin!”

    “Det ain’t all man, da pigs called it a homo love tradagy cuz they found semen up his ass an shit, man. His family was horrified cuz they didn’t na they boy was gay. But he wasn’t, he just got ina bad trip wida wrong crowd, man.”

    

      By this time everybody had gathered around us, and they were all nodding their heads in dismay. So Sonia told them all about her experience with Morgy, and how they thought they were really in hell, with Igor and the vamps.

      “Haw haw haw…he hee hee!” We all had a good laugh.

      “But damn, youses musta drank a whole lotta det freaking punch to have experiences like dat, ya na.”

     “I put like fo or fi tabs init,” Sonia fessed up.

     “Wow!

     “Yea, an Moigy wuz drinking it like watah, man.”

     “Damn!”