Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Day CCLX

Exploding Bladder

     “Me too, I bin trying ta quit…I wuz up ta like a monf wit out a smoke, then diz shit happened. Diz be me last one, so we gon hasta sha it.” I took a couple of drags, and passed it to her.

      “So wat’s da hallusinatatations ya bin hasing?”

      “Well it began when da facking Ghoul sent us down dem freaking stairs, man.”

     “Yo, foda wecoid, when I foist met im, he sent me down dem too. Da mofo tinks it be funny shit.”

     “Det may be, boot we wuz on acid, you wuzn’t.”

     “So what happened?”

     “Man we thought da eyes ona peeps on dem paintings wuz following us; da flo wuz spinning, da walls wuz like waving an shit; ana staiahs wuz ackting like an escalatah. When we gots tada bottom, dat moda sed da doh ona left. Sheeet, det wuz da lab, an his dad wuz woiking ona stiff, man.”

     “Oh shit?”

     “No shit, man…I really hadda go, man…my bladdah wuz like boisting, man. When I opened da doh, da stiff sat straight up, and stared at me yo, rite in my face, man. Like he noo me or sompen, it was like he was looking ina my soul, man. Ya dig?”

     “So wat happened?

     “My freaking bladdah exploed yo, and I peed on myself, man; Sonia too, so we ran up dem stairs, as his dad chased us widda bloody knife, man. We thought we wuz gon die, dude.”

    “No shit?!”

    “Yea man we thought we wuz don done fo, man.”

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