Thursday, April 14, 2011

Day CCXIX

Girls Tricks

      The next time I ran into him, I asked:

     “Hey, George, ya in luv widda Cubana?”

      “Na, man, I jest wanna jump haw bones.”

     “Dude, she don’t like playas, man. She’s bin burnt mo than once, ya na. She be pissed, an suspeks evyone. Asa matta a fak, she don got even wit a few guys ahweady, man.”

     “How she doodet?”

     “Oi hoid man, she gave at least two adem some kinna poige candy.”

     “Come again?”

     “A pal a haw’s sed tamee det some dude was ata bah alla time, evy nite, ya na. Pestawing haw ta let im take haw home. So, one nite she ga im a piece a gum.  Next ting det suckah noo, he wuz ina toilet fo hours, man. Da bouncers hada throw im out at closing time.”

     “Really!”

     “Dets right, dude!”

     “Damn, dets wicked, man!” He grinned

     “A few weeks ago da wuz anoda dude ina same pwedicament, man. Soda goils all suspect Moigana. Like she didit befo, ya na.”

     “Damn!”

     “I wouldn’t take gum, candy, any kinna sheet from haw now, man.”

     “Wow!”

     “It’s jest a haids up, dude. Be cool!”

     “Damn!”

     “Yea, one ada goils be kinna pissed, cuz she knew da dude, and she thunk he was a ite, ya na.”

      “Wondah how she got det idea.”

     “Deeze chickies all stick tageda. They na all kinna twicks, man, they share they 411 wid each oda, and when a dude crosses em, they sticks it to im.”

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