Girls Tricks
The next time I ran
into him, I asked:
“Hey, George, ya in
luv widda Cubana?”
“Na, man, I jest
wanna jump haw bones.”
“Dude, she don’t like
playas, man. She’s bin burnt mo than once, ya na. She be pissed, an suspeks evyone. Asa matta a fak, she don got even
wit a few guys ahweady, man.”
“How she doodet?”
“Oi hoid man, she
gave at least two adem some kinna poige candy.”
“Come again?”
“A pal a haw’s sed
tamee det some dude was ata bah alla time, evy nite, ya na. Pestawing haw ta let im take haw home. So, one nite she ga im a
piece a gum. Next ting det suckah noo,
he wuz ina toilet fo hours, man. Da bouncers hada throw im out at closing
time.”
“Really!”
“Dets right, dude!”
“Damn, dets wicked,
man!” He grinned
“A few weeks ago da
wuz anoda dude ina same pwedicament, man. Soda goils all suspect Moigana. Like she didit befo, ya na.”
“Damn!”
“I wouldn’t take gum,
candy, any kinna sheet from haw now, man.”
“Wow!”
“It’s jest a haids
up, dude. Be cool!”
“Damn!”
“Yea, one ada goils
be kinna pissed, cuz she knew da dude, and she thunk he was a ite, ya na.”
“Wondah how she got
det idea.”
“Deeze chickies all stick tageda. They na
all kinna twicks, man, they share they 411 wid each oda, and when a dude crosses em, they sticks it to
im.”
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