It stinks!
Poor Jacob was rattled, shaken out of his zone, he lost his focus, his control, and…
“Phaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrt!”
He let one loose. It was so freaking loud, the building’s
acoustics amplified it, I believe my desk shook, and the windows vibrated. It’s why
he was walking so slow, he was desperately holding it. Suddenly, you could hear a
pin drop, the silence was awful. His face was crimson, like the nose on a
clown, there was a terrible look of horror on his face, as he stood frozen in the
middle of the floor like a statue. The ladies looked at one another, and a thin
mischievous line spread across John’s lips as he looked at me. Everybody was looking at me, looking for a clue for what to do next. We all knew Jacob was the culprit, as he stood frozen scared in the middle of the floor.
“Bwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha
ha whoo whoo whoo haw haw haw!” I cracked up.
I couldn’t help
myself, then every body followed suit, and joined me, we were all laughing, and even Jacob joined us.
“Hey Jay, it happens
to every body every once in a while, man!” John blurted as he bent over holding onto his belly.
“Yea man, don’t worry boudit
Jay!” I added.
Feeling guilty I
guess, Angie rushed over, hugged him, and patted him on the back. Then she slowly kind of moon walked, backed away from him,
fanning her face over her wrinkled nose, making an ugly face, and putting
her hand to her lips mouthed to me…
“It freaking stinks,
man,” behind his back.
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