Friday, December 10, 2010

Day XCIV


Naked on an Ass

     One night there was a dude in his birthday suit, galloping up the street on a donkey, with a horde of angry hookers chasing him.

     “Haiiiiieeee…lookey, it’s Booty, man!” A guy came into a bar we were in, screaming about a naked dude on an ass.

     “He’s up on an ass, man!” He called out again, as he point out into the street.

      Some of us thought he was doing it out on the street, and ran out to have a look. But, he was hauling ass up the street, on a donkey, with a gang of angry whores chasing his ass, throwing rocks, and bottles at him.

     When the dummy left for town, he was in such a hurry to get laid, he forgot his wallet. After he did his business, and time came to pay, he realized he didn’t have any money. So, when the girl went to the bathroom, he lit a smoke, grabbed his clothes, and jumped out the window. When she came back, and found him gone, she ran and told her pals. The girls realized what happened, and ran after him. He knew if they got him, he was going to get a nasty thrashing. Those girls stuck together, and when you did something to one, you did it to them all. Soon there was a gaggle of them running in all directions looking for him. He saw the donkey tied up, and like John Wayne in a cowboy movie, he jumped on it. Then he hauled ass up the street, the girls chasing after him. He never got a chance to put his clothes on, and during all that time he held onto the smoke on his lips. He rode the ass butt naked to the main gate, and turned himself into the APs.

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