Day XC

The 3rd Sex

     “Da stupido mofo, man, he “SMILED!” He was grinning from eah ta eah, ya dig? He looks ata cap an sez, Oh no suh, no way suh!  As he went out da doe, da cap cracked up, man. He laid his haid on his desk, and banged it with his fist, as he laffed his ass off, man. When I saw im doodet, I cracked up too, ya na. I na as Spoon walked down da hall, he could hea us laughing our asses off, man.”

     “Whooo whooo…. Ho hoo  hoooo ha haw haw haw haw!” It was a riot.

                                              

     After nineteen years of honorable service, that sergeant was dishonorably discharged, and lost his pension. There was a don’t ask, don’t tell rule back then. Nobody asked, there may been suspicions about some guys, but nobody asked. The other thing was don’t get caught. I believe Spooner didn’t want to go through that experience again. If he hadn’t reported it, that sergeant may have made it a habit. So Spooner put a stop to it right quick. He made sure it didn’t happen again. His mistake was grinning when he answered the captain.

     That dumb ass queer picked on the wrong country bumpkin. Things like that don’t happen often, but guys don’t like the idea of a queer taking a shower with them. In the military it’s an open bay barracks, the showers are open too, and guys are naked. Having a queer amongst us, when taking a shower is revolting, it’s just not something guys want. It makes your skin crawl. Gay is not ethnic, though they’re trying to make it so. When women in the military take coed showers, then you can have gays in the military. Anyway, they’re supposed to be like third sex, so give them their own unit…like the women.