Evil Advs
We also had Kool, and Salem spots, which were about rich peeps. Where guys, and
tanned babes in teeny weeny bikinis, were having fun on a beach in a tropical
paradise. In the background yachts swayed, and bobbed, gliding along in a cool
tropical breeze. They were having a swell time, and the message was that to be
cool, you had to smoke Salem or Kool.
There was the Winston’s taste good like a cigarette should, and we all wanted to
know what a real smoke tasted like. Those advs were a real a big success for
them, because academia made such a big stink over syntax. As far as it was
concerned, it was supposed to be:
“Taste good as a cigarette should.”
What a lot of bull shit, uh? Concern for proper English and none for our health. Except for the mentholated, they all taste the same. Man, they killed us...literally! Perhaps, someday history will record the deaths of our pals in
the “Nicotine Plague,” and how those poor dumb souls, died so mindlessly happy, as they killed themselves in a poisonous euphoria.
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